Sorry sbb dah lame aku x update blog aku nh. Aku xbape rajen nk update2 blog nh, rase cam malas je. Ntah la, bkn xde idea. tp sbb mls je.
Selamat berpuasa kpd semua muslimin dan muslimat sekalian. Harap korang jgn la ponteng2 pose eh. Ari nh, aku berbuke ngn kueh sepotong dan air mangga kawan aku yg ponteng pose. Die tetido, kueh tu pon kueh die sbnrnye. Tp sbb dah xde mende laen nk mkn kt umah nh, terpakse la aku tibai je. Xpe, nnt die bgn aku bgtau die sal kueh tu. Krg, klo die xhalalkan krg susah lak. Aku tgh kesempitan duit skg. Duit lgsg xde dah. Yang ade hnya duit2 syiling je, tu pon xckop nk bli mkn2 kt bazaar kt bwh nun. Sdey, T_T. If xde kueh batik kwn aku tu, bebuke ngn air paip la aku jwbnye.
Hmm, nape xpinjam duit ngn kawan2 aku? Haha, diorg sume kluar ari nh. Tinggal Tajuz sorg je kt umah. Die pon tido tu. Mls aku nk kjot nk pjm duit. Lgpon, die bkn ade duit pon, die pon pjm ngn awek die,si Adeb tu. Xsgka eh, dlm bln pose nh, ade gak org cam aku nh yg btol2 berpose sbb xde duit. Bkn sbb agama suruh je, tp sbb xmampu nk ponteng.
Aku mmg slalu ade mslh duit nh. Ntah ah~ Duit xpnh lekat dlm poket. Wlopon aku beria nk simpan pon, ttp abes gak pastu. Kwn2 ramai yg pjm, tp lastly ckp aku yg utang ngn diorg plak. Plik, tp bia la. Klo diorg ckp aku utang diorg, aku byr. Klo diorg igt utang diorg kt aku, diorg byr. Aku xske igt2kan org sal utang nih. Rase cam ceti lak. Lagipon, aku xske dgr reply diorg pastu, contoh cam, "Eh, mane ade aku utang ko, aku dah bayar dah aritu!" walhal aku xpnh dpt pon lg duit tu dr diorg. Actually aku pon igt sgt bpe utang org kt aku. Tp org ske wat2 lupe utang diorg kt aku. Xpe la, hak masing2. lbey kurang kite tuntut je kt akhirat nnt. Kt situ xleh deny2 dah, sume muktamad je. Skg korg ckp la ape korg nk, watla ape korang nk wat. Tipu la klo korang nk tipu, asalkan korang berani tanggung kt akhirat nnt.
Hm, aku tgh sdey sbnrnye. Ati nh sayu je spnjg mase. Ntah nape ntah, aku asek terpikir, ape nk jdk ngn idop aku pasni. Buhsan seyh idop camni. Bapak aku skg tgh susah, duit asek xde je. aku dok sini bkn xmewah, rm 200 seminggu, tu dah kire byk sgt dah utk student. Tp duit xpnh ckop. aku tau salah aku. Aku bkn nk angkat bakul sendre. klo bgtau pon, bkn ade org nk bace kan? So, lantak la. Aku xbley tgk kwn2 aku kelaparan. Sebab aku tau camne rase lapa tu, bile xde duit, xdpt nk mkn. kite idop kt rantau org, msti nk xnk kne bergantung ngn orang jgk. Klo duit xde, pastu malu nk pjm ngn kwn sbb utang keliling pinggang, xkn nk berlapar plak kan?
Bile mkn, aku xsampai ati nk abeskan klo ade kwn2 yg dok ngadap tgk aku mkn. Ntah la, dah terbiase kot. So, aku msti nk kne bg separuh jgk kt diorg, sbb kesian kot2 diorg xmkn lg. Last2 aku dpt title xpnh abes mkn, ske mkn ns basi, ske membazir. xpe la, ckp la papepon. Yang tau niat sbnr aku, aku sorg je. Orang nk ckp ape pon, ckp la. Then, time2 pose nh, stiap kali bli sahur/buka, aku msti nk bli byk. so that nnt bley la kongsi2 mkn ngn kwn2 sume. xpe, bia aku kluar duit sorg pon xpe, aku xkisah. Tp, kdg2 terase gak nk jdk selfish, nk kedekut. Juz that aku mmg xsmpai ati... tros terang aku ckp. Bkn nak puji diri sendre, siyes bkn nk puji diri sendre.
Ari nh, aku xbebuke, sbb aku xde duit. Sian kt aku kan? hmm, mne kwn2 aku yg laen? Diorg kluar, gi mkn kt luar. setau aku, klo diorg kluar mkn, slalunye kt tpt yg aku sendre rase cam xberbaloi nk pegi. Rase nye klo pegi situ, dlm RM20 or 30 sorang mkn.Mampu lak diorang kan? Biar la, duit msg2. Ikot ske la nk wat ape ngn duit diorg tu. aku xleh ckp pape. Tp nnt time xde duit sume melengung je dok umah, termenung. Time tu, aku nk mkn pon sdey, sbb kwn2 sume stkt tgk je. Mne sampai ati, so aku gi la bli utk diorg skali. Tau, klo diorg tau, diorg akn ckp, sape soh ko bli sume tu utk kitorg, kitorang xmtk pon. Btol la ckp korg. Last2 salah aku gak sbb bodo sgt. Nseb bdn la. Biar la. Mls dah nk pikir. Hmm, yang aku tau, tu cara aku, and aku slesa ngn cara aku. Lantak la aku xmkn ke, aku kurus cam lidi ke, aku kne utang ngan along ke, asalkan aku tetap hepi and puas ati.
My Rants End Here. Coz I'm pretty darn sleepy rite now. Daa~~~
Monday, September 7, 2009
Duit...Duit...Duit.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Talking about Life in Malaysia
The best thing about Malaysians are the level of 'I-don't-fucking-care' in each and everyone of us... For example, I just got back from Subang Jaya by using a train shuttle service (KTM Komuter). The train was late for an outstanding 45 minutes! But there was no one, I mean, NO ONE... not a soul complaining! I bet if the same thing happens in your country, people will start pissing on the platform while throwing molotov cocktails all over the place by the 30th minutes. It's the normal way to react if you are a normal human being living the cruel, modern day that we are currently living in. Heck, in India, they burned down the cinema if the film ending is not satisfactory or the film protagonist dies.
I think if there are really aliens who traveled millions and millions of light years to come to earth with their twisted sexual fantasy by probing one's butthole, then, that aliens may have already assimilated with us in a faraway country known as... Malaysia. Why, you asked? Because we are not behaving like normal human beings who got pissed off so easily by shitty things like when you're asked to pay more than you should for a stupid 5 minutes ride into a Horror House in a low-cost funfair! And it was more of a laugh than horror for God's sake!
Nobody speaks to anybody, everyone was minding their own business... heck, if a blind man was caught on fire and later fall into a pit full of flesh-eating zombies in a shopping complex packed with people in Malaysia, I think the first thing that ever come to our good Malaysians' minds are, "Hey, a sale! 70% discount!" ...and, "I gotta take a dump, where the hell is the toilet?!" The truth is, it's good that we are minding our own business, at least everyone lives happily ever after... except for the blind man...of course!
The truth is, we Malaysian love peace! We tend to avoid confrontation more than any normal human beings outside of this country. We achieved independence through diplomacy, unlike some other countries (like our respective neighbor, Indonesia) whose independence was achieved through blood and sweat... No, we don't like to fire guns or to stab other people to death! We'd rather the white folks die for us... that's why our memorial sites are full of English names rather than our own. Go and visit Tugu Negara if you don't believe me.
However, there are people in Malaysia that care what other people think. For instance, the politicians. They just don't get it do they? if you come to Malaysia, you will love the news! They told us lies like we even care! We don't care at all who the heck rules the country! We don't care if anyone asked for a stripper or was caught in a sex scandal. All we care about are our daily routines. As long as our daily lives aren't affected, as long as the prices of goods were still affordable, as long as we have a place to go to work the next day, we are happy. It's a simple Math actually. We hate confrontations, that said, we really hate gathering around for a protest... We are a nation of HIPPIES!!! hahaha. Admit it, we are. If you don't think so, then, act like you care. Start acting like you have a heart. Give a pregnant woman a seat when you see her standing in a train. Start giving out money to the poor. Start living your life for others instead of your pitiful selves. And save the poor blind man from the pit full of zombies...if you really have the guts.
Hmm, I wonder... Why do we have so many millionaires and billionaires, but not one of 'em ever gave a tiny bit of their limitless fortunes to the poor here in Malaysia? Instead, they tend to keep their money to themselves and buy more cars and more houses just to tell people that they are the wealthiest of 'em all... It's a pathetic attempt really... Trying to gather as much money as you can only to be buried with nothing six feet under the ground when you die.. And to top it all of, you have to share your graveyard with other people too, with the good ol' blind man you refused to save a while back(the irony)... which pretty much sucks when you don't really like to share your things with people.
One more thing, we are a country rich with natural resources. We achieved independence with Singapore under our flags... but later, Singapore wanted to be a nation, so we let them free. We don't care about that. What we wanna know is, how come a country with no natural resources to start with, could achieve more than us? We got everything yet we lose to them entirely. They are currently closing a goddamn deal with the US and A to buy 100 Raptors just for the sake of it! They have everything we don't have. And we are the bigger nation. Why? Why are we still on the same page 20 years ago? Well, it's an easy answer.
CORRUPTION.
Because Malaysian don't give a damn about anything, we don't care if our country's money is being sucked clean. We don't care if we have to pay high taxes to cover the missing money from the federal reserve. We don't care for anything, except for ourselves. That's good! Actually, it's much easier for the leaders of this country to attend to all of the citizens' needs. We need a stable life, we don't wanna know about money laundering, about the big bungalow/condominium that you bought using the people's hard-earned income. We really don't care. Take as much as you want, but please take care of us. Give our kids the education they need, give us the work that pays better, keep us far from harm, and make sure the foods are still in affordable prices. That's all we asked for. Other than that, you can do whatever you want with the money. We don't care. We really don't.
I think if there are really aliens who traveled millions and millions of light years to come to earth with their twisted sexual fantasy by probing one's butthole, then, that aliens may have already assimilated with us in a faraway country known as... Malaysia. Why, you asked? Because we are not behaving like normal human beings who got pissed off so easily by shitty things like when you're asked to pay more than you should for a stupid 5 minutes ride into a Horror House in a low-cost funfair! And it was more of a laugh than horror for God's sake!
Nobody speaks to anybody, everyone was minding their own business... heck, if a blind man was caught on fire and later fall into a pit full of flesh-eating zombies in a shopping complex packed with people in Malaysia, I think the first thing that ever come to our good Malaysians' minds are, "Hey, a sale! 70% discount!" ...and, "I gotta take a dump, where the hell is the toilet?!" The truth is, it's good that we are minding our own business, at least everyone lives happily ever after... except for the blind man...of course!
The truth is, we Malaysian love peace! We tend to avoid confrontation more than any normal human beings outside of this country. We achieved independence through diplomacy, unlike some other countries (like our respective neighbor, Indonesia) whose independence was achieved through blood and sweat... No, we don't like to fire guns or to stab other people to death! We'd rather the white folks die for us... that's why our memorial sites are full of English names rather than our own. Go and visit Tugu Negara if you don't believe me.
However, there are people in Malaysia that care what other people think. For instance, the politicians. They just don't get it do they? if you come to Malaysia, you will love the news! They told us lies like we even care! We don't care at all who the heck rules the country! We don't care if anyone asked for a stripper or was caught in a sex scandal. All we care about are our daily routines. As long as our daily lives aren't affected, as long as the prices of goods were still affordable, as long as we have a place to go to work the next day, we are happy. It's a simple Math actually. We hate confrontations, that said, we really hate gathering around for a protest... We are a nation of HIPPIES!!! hahaha. Admit it, we are. If you don't think so, then, act like you care. Start acting like you have a heart. Give a pregnant woman a seat when you see her standing in a train. Start giving out money to the poor. Start living your life for others instead of your pitiful selves. And save the poor blind man from the pit full of zombies...if you really have the guts.
Hmm, I wonder... Why do we have so many millionaires and billionaires, but not one of 'em ever gave a tiny bit of their limitless fortunes to the poor here in Malaysia? Instead, they tend to keep their money to themselves and buy more cars and more houses just to tell people that they are the wealthiest of 'em all... It's a pathetic attempt really... Trying to gather as much money as you can only to be buried with nothing six feet under the ground when you die.. And to top it all of, you have to share your graveyard with other people too, with the good ol' blind man you refused to save a while back(the irony)... which pretty much sucks when you don't really like to share your things with people.
One more thing, we are a country rich with natural resources. We achieved independence with Singapore under our flags... but later, Singapore wanted to be a nation, so we let them free. We don't care about that. What we wanna know is, how come a country with no natural resources to start with, could achieve more than us? We got everything yet we lose to them entirely. They are currently closing a goddamn deal with the US and A to buy 100 Raptors just for the sake of it! They have everything we don't have. And we are the bigger nation. Why? Why are we still on the same page 20 years ago? Well, it's an easy answer.
CORRUPTION.
Because Malaysian don't give a damn about anything, we don't care if our country's money is being sucked clean. We don't care if we have to pay high taxes to cover the missing money from the federal reserve. We don't care for anything, except for ourselves. That's good! Actually, it's much easier for the leaders of this country to attend to all of the citizens' needs. We need a stable life, we don't wanna know about money laundering, about the big bungalow/condominium that you bought using the people's hard-earned income. We really don't care. Take as much as you want, but please take care of us. Give our kids the education they need, give us the work that pays better, keep us far from harm, and make sure the foods are still in affordable prices. That's all we asked for. Other than that, you can do whatever you want with the money. We don't care. We really don't.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Ash VoX mengarut~
Assalamualaikum warahmatullah hiwabarakatuh...
Asek tulis BI je, ape kate aku tulis BM lak. Baru masyukkk~ hahaha. Semalam, aku balik naek komuter. lepas bli tiket tu, aku tunggu komuter, komuter xsampai2 lagi. hmm, xpe ah. nak wat camne, aku pikir. Aku cari tempat nak duduk, tapi sume tempat penuh. So aku diri seblah tiang. waktu tu kol 8.30 mlm. Agak ramai orang tgh tggu komuter, agaknye baru abes keje kot. Aku xtau nk wat ape, so aku perati je orang sekeliling aku.
Aku tengok sume orang wat hal sendre... Walaupun dok sebelah mnyebelah, diorg xbersembang pon. Ade ah sorang due yang sembang, kawan satu tempat keje kot, ntah la. Aku tengok lagi... Aku pandang sorang kakak melayu nih tengah syok bace buku. Aku xtau la die bace buku ape, tapi xpenah angkat mate die dari buku tu. Dalam pale otak aku yang tengah free waktu tu, terlintas la macam2 perkare. Aku stat la persoalkan macam2 mende...
Hmm, sape akak nh agaknye eh.. mane die nak pegi? Dah kawen ke? klo dah kawen, mane laki die? Die keje kot... tu yang kne balik lmbat tu.Msti laki die kene jage anak die kan? hmmm, dah abes point sal akak tu, aku beralih plak pade kete yang lalu lintas kat depan lebuhraye Federal Highway tu. Aku tengok setiap orang cam sebok nak menuju ke satu tempat. ntah la, sume cam tergesa2 nak sampai. Dalam pale otak aku mule la terpikir sal ke mane diorang nak pegi malam2 gini... ade yang nak balik jumpe anak bini, ade yang tengah sibuk keje lagi, ade yang nak gi jumpe awek/pakwe, ade yang nak cari hiburan, ade yang nak cari pahale dan ade pasti jugak la ade yang nak mencari maksiat.
Aku tengok manusia nh sibuk je, cam xleh berenti jap tengok keadaan sekitar diorang... Sume sebok ngan hal masing2, sume bergelut... Aku jadik bosan. Klo camni la idop, ape maknenye? Besh ke idop terkejar2, tau2 tibe2 nyawa dah xde.
Xlama pastu, komuter datang... ramai gile orang dalam komuter tu. orang yang kat lua bergelut nak masuk dalam, orang kat dalam plak bergelut nak kluar. Aku lak...dok je belakang...tengok gelagat diorang berebut nak masuk dalam kotak aluminium bergerak bergelar komuter.. Buhsan~ last skali, baru aku masuk. tapi sebab aku orang last skali, so aku xdapat masuk dalam2, stakat dok kat pintu tu je. Xpe la, asalkan dapat masuk. Aku tengok ade sign terlekat kat pintu tu, "Jangan bersandar di tepi pintu.." Sori la ye, nak xnk terpakse la jugak aku bersandar kat tepi pintu tu.
Memang ramai gile orang kat dalam komuter tu. Mcm2 bangse ade, Melayu, India, Cina, Bangladesh, Nepal, Indon...dan beberape bangse yang aku xdapat nak kenalpasti dari negara mane. sebelah aku ade laki Indon ngan Cina. Budak Cina tu mude lagi. Seblah depan aku lak, ade budak melayu due orang, kapel. Budak laki tu kecik je, cam budak form 4, tapi yang pompan tu dah cam 20 lbey. bertudung, tapi plok laki tu bkan maen lagi... huhu~ Disebabkan aku xnak bertembung mate ngan sesape, aku tunduk je pandang lantai. Di situlah aku ternampak sesuatu.. hehehe.
Aku tengok, dalam kerimasan setiap orang kat situ, ade jgk orang yang ske dok bersempit2 camtu. aku perhatikan tangan pompan ilang di sebalik badan lelaki Indon sebelah aku... mulenye aku assume die pegang tangan pakwe muke form 4 die...rupenye tidak sama sekali. Tangan die berada di.... jeng! jeng! jeng! jeng! suspen skeeeett~ hahaha. tangan die tgh pegang crotch laki tu, n laki tu plak dengan sengaje parking tangan kat atas dada pompan tu.. hmm, aku tengok je gelagat diorg.. klo xsilap aku, diorang ni budak sekolah lagi nih. tapi dah pandai lak nak merabe2 eh, kat public lak tu. muke sorg2 dah la koma bangat...aisehhh... Aku zaman skola dulu sampai skang nih pon xbrani nak wat gitu kat pompan.. ape lagi kat public.
Aku wat bodo je last2. Org zaman skg xleh tegur, kang leh wat gado. Aku mls nk berkonfrontasi nh. Buhsan dah... Lagipun, tin aluminium tu panas gamak! xleh blah. So, aku alihkan pandangan dari mende bukan2 tu, ke arah laen. Hmm, kedengaran due Bangla version itam kaw2 tgh gelak2 kat belakang. Kawan die cakap something dalam mothertongue die, sambil tunjuk2 henset pade kawan die. Pastu diorg gelak2. nape eh agaknye, pale otak aku berpikir lagi.. xlame pastu, kawan die tekan2 no pade henset die n make a call. disebabkan sume orang dalam tren tu senyap semacam, and henset die loudspeaker, terdengarla akan suare dr henset tu... tergelak2 sakan..."sape ni? hihihi..." MELAYU! cheh, awek melayu rupenye..
Macam la dah xde laki dalam Malaysia nih sampaikan korg gi cari laki antarabangsa...xkisah le ko berkepit ngan Cina ke, Melayu ke, India ke... Asalkan warganegara Malaysia. Papehal jadik, senang nak setel, sebab dalam negara. tp sebab minat Amitabh Bachan nye pasal, Bangla pon Bangla la, asalkan oversea... huhu~ sdey tgk org kite skg. xpe ah, hak masing2. lantak korang la... klo ckp pon, xjdk mende jgk... tol x?
Sume mende yang jdk semalam, wat aku terpikir, conducive ke klo aku dah kawen nnti nak besarkan anak2 kat bandar2 besor cam kat lembah Klang nih? Aku rase, bia ah aku dok ceruk utan dari jadik org bandar... Bia la anak2 aku xkenal Astro, xkenal komuter, xkenal henpon, xde ah die dok rabe2 kat public cam budak2 td... tapi, kompem xjadik gitu nye. kompem generasi akan datang jauh lagi teruk dari generasi sebelumnye.. knape? Sbb Rasulullah SAW dah pesan, makin akhir zaman, makin teruk umat die nnt. Tinggal sikit je lg yg masih igt ajaran die... apepon, jomla kite doakan supaye anak2 kite turn out to be better than us... Turn out to be good, religious person... Insya-Allah.
Asek tulis BI je, ape kate aku tulis BM lak. Baru masyukkk~ hahaha. Semalam, aku balik naek komuter. lepas bli tiket tu, aku tunggu komuter, komuter xsampai2 lagi. hmm, xpe ah. nak wat camne, aku pikir. Aku cari tempat nak duduk, tapi sume tempat penuh. So aku diri seblah tiang. waktu tu kol 8.30 mlm. Agak ramai orang tgh tggu komuter, agaknye baru abes keje kot. Aku xtau nk wat ape, so aku perati je orang sekeliling aku.
Aku tengok sume orang wat hal sendre... Walaupun dok sebelah mnyebelah, diorg xbersembang pon. Ade ah sorang due yang sembang, kawan satu tempat keje kot, ntah la. Aku tengok lagi... Aku pandang sorang kakak melayu nih tengah syok bace buku. Aku xtau la die bace buku ape, tapi xpenah angkat mate die dari buku tu. Dalam pale otak aku yang tengah free waktu tu, terlintas la macam2 perkare. Aku stat la persoalkan macam2 mende...
Hmm, sape akak nh agaknye eh.. mane die nak pegi? Dah kawen ke? klo dah kawen, mane laki die? Die keje kot... tu yang kne balik lmbat tu.Msti laki die kene jage anak die kan? hmmm, dah abes point sal akak tu, aku beralih plak pade kete yang lalu lintas kat depan lebuhraye Federal Highway tu. Aku tengok setiap orang cam sebok nak menuju ke satu tempat. ntah la, sume cam tergesa2 nak sampai. Dalam pale otak aku mule la terpikir sal ke mane diorang nak pegi malam2 gini... ade yang nak balik jumpe anak bini, ade yang tengah sibuk keje lagi, ade yang nak gi jumpe awek/pakwe, ade yang nak cari hiburan, ade yang nak cari pahale dan ade pasti jugak la ade yang nak mencari maksiat.
Aku tengok manusia nh sibuk je, cam xleh berenti jap tengok keadaan sekitar diorang... Sume sebok ngan hal masing2, sume bergelut... Aku jadik bosan. Klo camni la idop, ape maknenye? Besh ke idop terkejar2, tau2 tibe2 nyawa dah xde.
Xlama pastu, komuter datang... ramai gile orang dalam komuter tu. orang yang kat lua bergelut nak masuk dalam, orang kat dalam plak bergelut nak kluar. Aku lak...dok je belakang...tengok gelagat diorang berebut nak masuk dalam kotak aluminium bergerak bergelar komuter.. Buhsan~ last skali, baru aku masuk. tapi sebab aku orang last skali, so aku xdapat masuk dalam2, stakat dok kat pintu tu je. Xpe la, asalkan dapat masuk. Aku tengok ade sign terlekat kat pintu tu, "Jangan bersandar di tepi pintu.." Sori la ye, nak xnk terpakse la jugak aku bersandar kat tepi pintu tu.
Memang ramai gile orang kat dalam komuter tu. Mcm2 bangse ade, Melayu, India, Cina, Bangladesh, Nepal, Indon...dan beberape bangse yang aku xdapat nak kenalpasti dari negara mane. sebelah aku ade laki Indon ngan Cina. Budak Cina tu mude lagi. Seblah depan aku lak, ade budak melayu due orang, kapel. Budak laki tu kecik je, cam budak form 4, tapi yang pompan tu dah cam 20 lbey. bertudung, tapi plok laki tu bkan maen lagi... huhu~ Disebabkan aku xnak bertembung mate ngan sesape, aku tunduk je pandang lantai. Di situlah aku ternampak sesuatu.. hehehe.
Aku tengok, dalam kerimasan setiap orang kat situ, ade jgk orang yang ske dok bersempit2 camtu. aku perhatikan tangan pompan ilang di sebalik badan lelaki Indon sebelah aku... mulenye aku assume die pegang tangan pakwe muke form 4 die...rupenye tidak sama sekali. Tangan die berada di.... jeng! jeng! jeng! jeng! suspen skeeeett~ hahaha. tangan die tgh pegang crotch laki tu, n laki tu plak dengan sengaje parking tangan kat atas dada pompan tu.. hmm, aku tengok je gelagat diorg.. klo xsilap aku, diorang ni budak sekolah lagi nih. tapi dah pandai lak nak merabe2 eh, kat public lak tu. muke sorg2 dah la koma bangat...aisehhh... Aku zaman skola dulu sampai skang nih pon xbrani nak wat gitu kat pompan.. ape lagi kat public.
Aku wat bodo je last2. Org zaman skg xleh tegur, kang leh wat gado. Aku mls nk berkonfrontasi nh. Buhsan dah... Lagipun, tin aluminium tu panas gamak! xleh blah. So, aku alihkan pandangan dari mende bukan2 tu, ke arah laen. Hmm, kedengaran due Bangla version itam kaw2 tgh gelak2 kat belakang. Kawan die cakap something dalam mothertongue die, sambil tunjuk2 henset pade kawan die. Pastu diorg gelak2. nape eh agaknye, pale otak aku berpikir lagi.. xlame pastu, kawan die tekan2 no pade henset die n make a call. disebabkan sume orang dalam tren tu senyap semacam, and henset die loudspeaker, terdengarla akan suare dr henset tu... tergelak2 sakan..."sape ni? hihihi..." MELAYU! cheh, awek melayu rupenye..
Macam la dah xde laki dalam Malaysia nih sampaikan korg gi cari laki antarabangsa...xkisah le ko berkepit ngan Cina ke, Melayu ke, India ke... Asalkan warganegara Malaysia. Papehal jadik, senang nak setel, sebab dalam negara. tp sebab minat Amitabh Bachan nye pasal, Bangla pon Bangla la, asalkan oversea... huhu~ sdey tgk org kite skg. xpe ah, hak masing2. lantak korang la... klo ckp pon, xjdk mende jgk... tol x?
Sume mende yang jdk semalam, wat aku terpikir, conducive ke klo aku dah kawen nnti nak besarkan anak2 kat bandar2 besor cam kat lembah Klang nih? Aku rase, bia ah aku dok ceruk utan dari jadik org bandar... Bia la anak2 aku xkenal Astro, xkenal komuter, xkenal henpon, xde ah die dok rabe2 kat public cam budak2 td... tapi, kompem xjadik gitu nye. kompem generasi akan datang jauh lagi teruk dari generasi sebelumnye.. knape? Sbb Rasulullah SAW dah pesan, makin akhir zaman, makin teruk umat die nnt. Tinggal sikit je lg yg masih igt ajaran die... apepon, jomla kite doakan supaye anak2 kite turn out to be better than us... Turn out to be good, religious person... Insya-Allah.
The Silent One a.k.a. My Acer Aspire 4530 series
Like I've already promised you guys in the previous post, I will tell you all you need to know about The Silent One a.k.a. my Acer Aspire 4530 series. The specs for this laptop are as follows:
- Platform :
AMD Turion™ X2 dual-core mobile technology RM-70 (1 MB L2 cache, 2 GHz, DDR2 800 MHz), supporting AMD HyperTransport™ 3.0. NVIDIA® nForce® MCP77MH media and communications processor (MCP)
• Memory :
512MB DDR2 memory, upgradeable to 4 GB4 using two soDIMM modules
• Display :
14.1″” WXGA high-brightness (200-nit), Acer CrystalBrite™ TFT LCD, high-def 1280 x 800 pixel resolution, supporting simultaneous multi-window viewing via Acer GridVista™. 16 ms high-def response time.
• Graphic :
NVIDIA® GeForce® 9100M G integrated 3D graphics with up to 7525 MB of TurboCache™ (256 MB of dedicated system memory, up to 496 MB of shared system memory), supporting NVIDIA® PureVideo™ HD technology, OpenEXR High Dynamic-Range (HDR) technology, Shader Model 4.0, Microsoft® DirectX® 10.
• Audio :
Two built-in Acer 3DSonic stereo speakers.
High-definition audio support
S/PDIF (Sony/Philips Digital Interface) support for digital speakers
MS-Sound compatible
Built-in microphone
• Storage :
160GB HDD
• Optical Media Drive :
DVD-Super Multi double-layer drivem
• Communication :
Acer Video Conference, featuring:
Integrated Acer Crystal Eye webcam, supporting enhanced Acer PrimaLite™ technology
Optional Acer Xpress VoIP phone.
• WLAN :
Acer InviLink™ 802.11b/g Wi-Fi CERTIFIED® network connection, supporting Acer SignalUp™ wireless technology.
• WPAN:
Bluetooth® 2.0+EDR (Enhanced Data Rate).
• LAN:
Gigabit Ethernet, Wake-on-LAN ready Modem: 56K ITU V.92 with PTT approval, Wake-on-Ring ready.
• Dimensions :
339 (W) x 243 (D) x 29/39 (H) mm.
• Weight :
2.40 kg
• Power :
ACPI 3.0 CPU power management standard: supports Standby and Hibernation power-saving modes
48.8 W 4400 mAh 6-cell Li-ion battery pack
3.0-hour battery life
3-pin 65 W AC adapter
Energy Star 4.0
• Special Keys & Controls :
88-/89/93-key keyboard with inverted “”T”" cursor layout, 2.5 mm (minimum) key travel.
Touchpad pointing device. 12 function keys, four cursor keys, two Windows® keys, hotkey controls, embedded numeric keypad, international language support, independent US dollar and Euro symbol keys.
Empowering Key. Easy-launch buttons.
Acer Arcade™ Deluxe WLAN, Internet, email, Bluetooth®.
Volume wheel
- I/O Ports :
ExpressCard™/54 slot
5-in-1 card reader (SD™, MMC, MS, MS PRO, xD)
Three USB 2.0 ports
External display (VGA) port
Headphone/speaker/line-out jack with S/PDIF support
Microphone-in jack Line-in jack
Ethernet (RJ-45) port
Modem (RJ-11) port
DC-in jack for AC adapter
The Silent One (the laptop I'm currently using) faced a few known problems:
- Blue Screen of Death
- Overheating
- Battery Power Consumptions
- Problematic Webcam
- Speakers
Other known issues are still unknown at the time I'm writing this crap. But, don't cower yourselves from buying this laptop. Maybe it's full of pointless issues, but the performance is top-notch... at least for the price you paid... (I paid RM 1880 for the Silent One, maybe that's why it's full of crap ;P)
The followings are the screenshot of several games I played using The Silent One:
This is from Counterstrike Source with 28 bots and 4 human players. The Silent One is the host of the game and the game runs very smooth on each computers, no lagging at all!
This is from when I played Dawn of War: Dark Crusade with a trainer. The population cap is removed and the settings were set to high in every available options. It started to slow down a bit when mega battles were on the screen, especially when all 8 players, (8 AIs and me) brought together all their squads to try and destroy my base.. hmm, still, I do think that the Silent One's performance managed to exceed my expectations.
I really love this game... Especially when I'm playing as the zombie! For those who love FPS, this is a must-have for all of you out there... Left 4 Dead requires quite a performance from a laptop. Yet, the Silent One proved that you can get good laptops with really small budget! Buy this laptop in the stores near you now! wahahaha~ Time to shoot some zombie ass...
In the beginning...
This blog is dedicated to all of humanity, to those who feel like their lives are moving away from them, to those who are being called as 'Lost Causes', and to those who are trying their best to find the true meaning of life.
For all the people whom I just mentioned above, if you're trying to find the answers to your questions, I sincerely apologized since there are no answers for you here... just questions. I am currently searching for answers too...just like you guys out there. Life's a big mystery... and we will never be able to solve them no matter how long it takes.
First and foremost, I'd like to show my appreciation to my beloved Laptop, Acer Aspire 4530.. without it, I'd never able to create this useless blog.
My Acer Aspire 4530, recently lost both of its speakers (Dunno why). Now known as 'the Silent One'.
The Silent One has served me well. Together, we have gone through much. We have blown dozens of zombie hordes to smithereens in Left 4 Dead, we have battled the Eldar, the Dark Eldar, the Chaos, the Space Marines, the Orks, the Imperials, the Taos and the Necrons from planets to planets in Dawn of War.
We have cleansed the world from the threat of the terrorist time and time again in Counterstrike Source Final and left behind a mountain of corpses as we painted the wall with our homemade logos.And more than any normal laptop could ever withstand, The Silent One have managed to hold on...
It was fun... and it is still fun although the Silent One can never shout a winning cry ever again....(at least until I find a way to repair the speakers :P) Well, it could still whisper its warcry through my headphone however... All I could ever do is to blame Acer's Quality Control for not inspecting their products entirely! The Silent One was only operating for 3 goddamn months!!!! 3 goddamn months and the speakers are already out of comission? What a joke!
Enough with the Silent One. If you wanna know everything about the Silent One a.k.a Acer Aspire 4530, I'll post it later on. For now, lets just continue with the ice-breaking session.
I noticed that I have a lot of things I wanna talk about. This is the main reason why I created this blog. So, please proceed with caution, you may find that some contents of my incomprehensible runts and mumblings are quite disturbing. Hohohooho!
We have cleansed the world from the threat of the terrorist time and time again in Counterstrike Source Final and left behind a mountain of corpses as we painted the wall with our homemade logos.And more than any normal laptop could ever withstand, The Silent One have managed to hold on...
It was fun... and it is still fun although the Silent One can never shout a winning cry ever again....(at least until I find a way to repair the speakers :P) Well, it could still whisper its warcry through my headphone however... All I could ever do is to blame Acer's Quality Control for not inspecting their products entirely! The Silent One was only operating for 3 goddamn months!!!! 3 goddamn months and the speakers are already out of comission? What a joke!
Enough with the Silent One. If you wanna know everything about the Silent One a.k.a Acer Aspire 4530, I'll post it later on. For now, lets just continue with the ice-breaking session.
I noticed that I have a lot of things I wanna talk about. This is the main reason why I created this blog. So, please proceed with caution, you may find that some contents of my incomprehensible runts and mumblings are quite disturbing. Hohohooho!
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